Dear Cheryl,

As you now know, your Valentine's Day gifts have been reduced to dust and ash. I'm truly sorry. After realizing how horrid and inconsiderate my original gifts were, I went back to the drawing board and came up with a new idea of something fun we could do together (no heart-shaped chocolates involved), and this website contains all the information you need to know about it. You're the best, and I can't wait for more new adventures with you.

Love, B